chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyway: a memoir

(via farlanchvrch)

If you don’t want to die, think. ❞ 

(Source: the-corporal-levi, via commandereyebrows)

Anonymous Asked:
Oh Lord what are people saying? Arseniks is more of your's and sassy's child to me, That's how I ship it, You two are his parents!

the-winged-beast:

ask-dat-sassyshorty:

mindxcrash:

I’m not calling it canon until he buys me a mug or something that says world’s best dad.

But wait a minute… BEST DAD….. that means….

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SASS NO 
YOU NEED / GET 

"World’s Best Overlord"

THAT’S MORE LIKE IT. 

Has this been done already?

(Source: flyingminteagle, via ask-oc-ellie-valentinskarte)

Anonymous Asked:
Oh Lord what are people saying? Arseniks is more of your's and sassy's child to me, That's how I ship it, You two are his parents!

mindxcrash:

I’m not calling it canon until he buys me a mug or something that says world’s best dad.

But wait a minute… BEST DAD….. that means….

stoned-levi:

"wHO DID THIS?!"

(via stoned-levi)

(Source: kiekstn, via askirljeanandmarco)

reapergrellsutcliff:

If you ram such a biiig thing into her… she will… break.

(via crimson-shinigami-grell-sutcliff)

in the zombie apocalypse, you're about to be bitten by a zombie and you only had two choices (because they were closest to you) would you sacrifice Ven or the last can of coke on the planet?

Well, on one hand, the can of coke can’t talk back to me…

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I MEAN. 

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SORRY COKE. BUT I MUST SACRIFICE YOU FOR MA LOVE!!!!!